If I were.

If I were a month, I’d be October
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Thursday
If I were a time of day, I’d be 3 am
If I were a planet, I’d be Saturn
If I were a sea creature, I’d be a White Bengala Tiger
If I were a direction, I’d be Southeast
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a Bed
If I were a historical figure, I’d be somoene people don't know about
If I were a liquid, I’d be Raspberry tea
If I were a gemstone, I’d be an Idgaf
If I were a tree, I’d be a leafless one
If I were a tool, I’d be a hammer
If I were a flower, I’d be a one of those that looks like cocks, lol
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be Autumn
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a bass guitar
If I were a color, I’d be grey
If I were an emotion, I’d be sorrow
If I were a fruit, I’d be a banana.
If I were a sound, I’d be the sound of silence
If I were an element, I’d be Fire
If I were a car, I’d be a jeep
If I were a food, I’d be chocolate cake
If I were a place, I’d be Anywhere but here
If I were a material, I’d be knitted sweater
If I were a taste, I’d be Bittersweet
If I were a scent, I’d be Vanilla
If I were an object, I’d be a Notebook
If I were a body part, I’d be the hands
If I were a facial expression, I’d be a Smirk.
If I were a song, I’d be any Brand New song
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be tennis shoes